Today’s adventures in puppy ownership:
Gina’s social schedule:
6:00 am Take long walk with me and bark at random blowing leaves and
scary garbage cans along the way
7:00 am Eat breakfast: One remote control
7:15 am Nap in front of door so no one can leave
9:00 am Run outside and bark at Chow next door
10:00 am Nap with head in dog dish
11:30 am See squirrel and bark up a tree until neighbor yells
12:00 pm Eat lunch: Photo paper and business cards
12:15 pm Nap on the verboten couch
2:00 pm Bark at Poodle on the other side of the house
2:15 pm Nap on my pillow
2:45 pm Bark with excitement when kids get home from school
3:15 pm Go for walk with kids, barking at parked cars and other threatening
inanimate objects
4:15 pm Read a book, no strike that, eat a book
5:00 pm Dinner: Another chunk of carpet
5:15 pm Bark at me until I silence her with a treat
5:45 pm Play loudly with Daisy, barking whenever humans in house
try to talk
7:00 pm Sneak out into garage when door is open and end up taking a nap
until laundry is discovered to chew on
9:00 pm Nap until bedtime, go outside and bark some more, just for fun
10:00 pm Take up entire bed and feign being asleep to ensure spot on bed
is secure
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~Steve Bluestone
Published on: Nov 3, 2006
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