Wednesday, January 8, 2020

A Dog's Life

Today’s adventures in puppy ownership:
  Gina’s social schedule:
     6:00 am   Take long walk with me and bark at random blowing leaves and
                    scary garbage cans along the way 
  7:00 am   Eat breakfast:  One remote control
  7:15 am   Nap in front of door so no one can leave
  9:00 am   Run outside and bark at Chow next door
 10:00 am  Nap with head in dog dish
 11:30 am  See squirrel and bark up a tree until neighbor yells
 12:00 pm  Eat lunch:  Photo paper and business cards
 12:15 pm  Nap on the verboten couch
  2:00 pm   Bark at Poodle on the other side of the house
  2:15 pm   Nap on my pillow
  2:45 pm   Bark with excitement when kids get home from school
  3:15 pm   Go for walk with kids, barking at parked cars and other threatening
                 inanimate objects
  4:15 pm   Read a book, no strike that, eat a book
  5:00 pm   Dinner:  Another chunk of carpet
  5:15 pm   Bark at me until I silence her with a treat
  5:45 pm   Play loudly with Daisy, barking whenever humans in house
                 try to talk
  7:00 pm   Sneak out into garage when door is open and end up taking a nap
                 until laundry is discovered to chew on
  9:00 pm   Nap until bedtime, go outside and bark some more, just for fun
 10:00 pm  Take up entire bed and feign being asleep to ensure spot on bed
                 is secure

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?  But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.  ~Steve Bluestone

Published on: Nov 3, 2006

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