Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Invasion Of The Body Snatchers

Hahn at Home has returned from her Body Snatchers experience and will now resume her normal programming.
But, apparently, the Body Snatchers have taken over the teenagers.  I got home tonight and leaped out of the truck to start raking out front in the waning moments of daylight only to have the rake gently taken from me from J-Man, who then started raking.  I came in the house to find Em folding, then putting away, her laundry.  Then, J-Man said he was making dinner, and Em cleaned up after dinner. I checked their pupils to see how dilated they were--everything seemed normal.  The only thing amiss was this pair of large pods in Em's closet--I'm sure it was nothing.  I’m wondering…really wondering…what has happened to my children and when will they be returned?  And, do I want them to? 
Ah, I’m obviously a few fries short of a Happy Meal, because I just realized…Christmas is coming and the new Nintendo Wii is coming out. 
They’ve learned well.
One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present ~Unknown
Published on: Nov 10, 2006 

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