Dr. Jekyll & Hahnathome

Okay, funny story, really.  I think.  Well, hell, in my hormonal state, what do I know.  So, we had something that needed the boss’ signature in several places tomorrow.  I had signed his name in many places, fully planning to sign it in the remainder of the places, not yet ready for signature.  Unfortunately, I will not be there tomorrow to sign them, so my boss will actually have to sign them himself.  I looked at him and said, “You do know how to forge me forging you, right?”  Then, I gave him a forgery sample to follow for his own signature.

Oy I’m glad I have a doctor’s appointment coming very soon.  I think today’s heading says it all.  I’m up, I’m down.  I’m thinking the world sucks, and then I’m on top of said same world.  The inferno flames, then dies down.  I found this little poem that sums things up nicely:

MY MENOPAUSE
And I’m afraid ~ yours too ~ by Shirl courtesy of www.minniepauz.com  (edited)

I know that I am different now
I know I’m not the same
There is a demon in my mouth
That makes me act insane

I feel so hot and sweaty now
My mind is full of rage
I’m sure this shouldn’t be happening
Not yet, not at my age

One day it will descend on you
From somewhere out of hell
You’ll think the maddest witch on earth
Has blessed you with her spell

This is my existence
A strange and manic place
I do not mean to hurt you
Just don’t get in my face

It’s so damned hot throughout the night
Central heating I don’t need
I know what will calm me down
I think I’ll smoke some weed

My memory has abandoned me
My balance, not too good
Restful sleep, is in the past
Anyone not happy can kiss my ass

So if you should come across me
Crying like a buffoon
It won’t be long before I start
Laughing like a loon

 Published on: Sep 27, 2006