Tonight, the kinder (German for children) and I met with their Uncle “Jane” (my sister insists on being the only aunt, so we had to come up with something) for them to give her a Christmas present (a PetSMART gift card), have some dinner, then go shopping…for her new baby…that she picks up tomorrow night…woo hoo! Uncle Jane is going to be a mommy! Don’t think I’ve ever seen her so excited—well, not since she accidentally brushed her breasts against Ruthie Bolton while shopping at the Walmart near Arco Arena a couple of years ago. I burned through hundreds of her dollars in mere minutes—now, that’s my kinda’ shopping! Merry Christmas, my friend!
Here’s her new baby, fresh off the rescue boat from Taiwan:
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
~Dave Barry
Published on: Dec 20, 2006
~Dave Barry
Published on: Dec 20, 2006
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