Advertising In The Dating World

When out of blog topics, steal from your IMs.  I was kind of laughing, but I'm sure other people have experienced some false advertising while Internet dating--in fact I know they have.  If you have a story, please send it to me…let’s compare notes. 

DatingGoddess: Made it back from SF okay?  All was well at home?  Busy today?

HahnatHome: No, not okay, the train derailed and tipped into the Delta, and didn't you hear the sirens last night--the house burned down when J-Man made dinner, and never, I’ve retired to Boca—please have my mail forwarded.  But, thanks for checking a full day later.

DatingGoddess: Smart ass…I had my date with Cop Guy last night

HahnatHome: Was he a serial killer who murdered you and hid the body?

DatingGoddess: Yes. I'm dead and I won't be found for months ... but tell the cops I'm in the woods near Northgate.

HahnatHome: Okay, I will; but up until the murder, how was the date?

DatingGoddess: It was ok...but...let's start with the whole men and their inability to accurately report their height

HahnatHome: How tall is he—5’6?

DatingGoddess: I'd say 5'7 or mmmaybe 5'8 tops

HahnatHome: His profile said 5’10?

DatingGoddess: Yes...but Mr. Hottie Body is 5’10.

HahnatHome: Mr. Hottie Body seemed taller than 5’10

DatingGoddess: I know...but not..he is way taller than Cop Guy.

HahnatHome: Maybe it's the handsome thing, makes him seem taller.

DatingGoddess: Yes...and beautiful body thing.

HahnatHome: Yes, there's that too.

DatingGoddess: Okay...and then Cop Guy LOOKED all of 50+...which, I'm sorry, doesn't work for me

HahnatHome: But, isn't he 50?

DatingGoddess: Well, yeah, but I don’t want to feel like I’m with my dad. 

HahnatHome: But, wouldn’t your dad have had to have you when he was 7 in that case?  You need to become a Cougar.

DatingGoddess:  Oh, honey, I’ll check that out, I either have to go that route or start dating an archaelogist.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie

 Published on: Sep 13, 2006