Yikes! I’ve been having these freakin’ “symptoms” every few months for a few years, but suddenly these “symptoms” have grown to ten times a day or more. What are these “symptoms” you ask? Nosy, aren’t you? Oh, all right, I’ll give you a freakin’ hint. It causes my head and shoulders to heat up to 6,000 degrees, like it is radiating hotter than the freakin’ infernos of hell and all I want to do is strip naked and jump in a tub of ice water. So far, I have enough sanity left to refrain, but if one day I do slip deeper into yet another freakin’ symptom of menopause (memory loss), I will forget I'm at work, I swear I will, and the clothing will go regardless—be-freakin’-ware.
So, putting this together with the fact I took a look at my post yesterday and it seemed to me to be a bit…tense, shall we say…okay, call it bitchy, and I decided some damn freakin’ thing or another was up. This morning, I took the time to look up how others experience hot flashes, and seems I’m pretty normal. This is freakin’ normal? I demand to know why they haven’t discovered a cure that doesn’t require the removal of major organs?
All I have to say is, if this lasts 10 years, as the medical websites said it could, there is no freakin’ way I’m not bringing every freakin’ person I know down with me.
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches. ~ Unknown
Published on: Sep 26, 2006
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