Wednesday, January 8, 2020

On Mental Paws

Yikes!  I’ve been having these freakin’ “symptoms” every few months for a few years, but suddenly these “symptoms” have grown to ten times a day or more.  What are these “symptoms” you ask?  Nosy, aren’t you?  Oh, all right, I’ll give you a freakin’ hint.  It causes my head and shoulders to heat up to 6,000 degrees, like it is radiating hotter than the freakin’ infernos of hell and all I want to do is strip naked and jump in a tub of ice water.  So far, I have enough sanity left to refrain, but if one day I do slip deeper into yet another freakin’ symptom of menopause (memory loss), I will forget I'm at work, I swear I will, and the clothing will go regardless—be-freakin’-ware.

So, putting this together with the fact I took a look at my post yesterday and it seemed to me to be a bit…tense, shall we say…okay, call it bitchy, and I decided some damn freakin’ thing or another was up.  This morning, I took the time to look up how others experience hot flashes, and seems I’m pretty normal.  This is freakin’ normal?  I demand to know why they haven’t discovered a cure that doesn’t require the removal of major organs? 

All I have to say is, if this lasts 10 years, as the medical websites said it could, there is no freakin’ way I’m not bringing every freakin’ person I know down with me. 

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches. ~ Unknown

 Published on: Sep 26, 2006 

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