Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Torture By Waltons

There is a former co-worker of mine of whom I’m quite fond, for some inexplicable reason, who sent me the following e-mail today.  On the surface, one would think that he was being sincere, unless you knew him.  This is the same fellow who e-mailed another co-worker about the nightmare he had last week, wherein he had to be my assistant—nightmare indeed.  If he only knew what I would put him through if that were true. 

From:  S., Adam
To:    Hahn, Lori
Subject: god bless HAH
Just read your blog today
I'm a daily reader btw.
I totally forgot I had jury duty until reading your post.
You have saved me from jail.
Who knew you're little blog could do so much good in the world?

From:  Hahn, Lori
To:    S., Adam

I don't know, but maybe a little jail time would do you good, just in
principle.
They'll make you watch Elf...tell me how it ends.

From:  S., Adam
To:    Hahn, Lori

jail time vs. elf watching?
actually a really tough decision.
 
From:  Hahn, Lori
To:    S., Adam

You know, if you were my lackie, you’d have to watch Elf, followed by six hours of The Waltons.

 Published on: Aug 26, 2006 

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